Mrs. Doyle recounts bad language from a book she’s read including ‘the bad f word’.
08/13 2009
08/13 2009
Down with that sort of thing.
06/21 2009
Tom: Father
Ted: Yes Tom?
Tom: I killed a man
Ted: Did you Tom? I’ll have to talk to you later. I’m doing an interview for the television
06/21 2009
Craggy Island’s talent contest.
06/21 2009
Trapped in the bra and nickers department.
06/09 2009
My lovely horse.
06/09 2009
What’s your favourite type of humming noise?
Is it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Or is it oooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
06/09 2009
God, Ted. D’you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?
Father Dougal on Gianni Versace.
06/09 2009
GWAN TED
06/09 2009
Bishop Brenan.
06/09 2009
Father Ted: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
Sister Assumpta: Hello Father!
Father Ted: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
Father Dougal: Er, no.
Father Ted: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
Father Ted: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
06/09 2009
“Down with this sort of thing!”
…
“Careful now”
06/09 2009
Mrs Doyle:
“What would you say to a cup father?”
Father Jack:
“FECK OFF, CUP!”
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